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January 6, 2011

Portfolio.

Hey dudes,

So in case you haven’t noticed, things have been pretty dead around here. It’s not because I hate you, it’s because I have a job where I get paid to write now. And being paid to write is better than not getting paid to write. But don’t worry, I haven’t abandoned this entirely. I’ll still post random things I enjoy that Thought Catalog doesn’t. In the meantime though, I’ve made a mini-portfolio for you guys to peruse in my absence. It’s like a greatest hits record or something. Anyways, enjoy.

How-To’s

How To Be My Boyfriend

How To Appear Cooler On Facebook Than You Actually Are

How To Fall In Love With A Boy For The First Time

How To Get Your Heart Broken By A Boy For The First Time

How To Be Gay

How To Be A 20-Something

How To Live In New York City

How to be a Funny Person

How to be Celibate for an Entire Year

Fake Interviews

James Franco

Mary-Kate Olsen

Real Interviews

White Girl Problems

No Joy

Todd Solondz

The Shining Twins

TV Recaps

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Intervention. Episode 1: Season 9.

Intervention. Episode 2: Season 9.

Intervention. Episode 3: Season 9.

Jersey Shore. Episode 1: Season 3.

Jersey Shore. Episode 2: Season 3.


Miscellaneous

An Obituary For Myspace

What Your Favorite Magazine Says About You

What Your Favorite Magazine Says About You: Part II

The Five Original Hipsters

A Typical Conversation on Cocaine

An Examination of Sofia Coppola’s Career (Thus Far)

Three Bands Everyone Pretends to Like More Than They Actually Do

Why Being Gay Is Gay

Top Ten Celebrity Excuses For Acting Batshit Insane

Drugs I Will Never Try

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